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Mon Mar 8, 2010, 11:06 PM
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: TV
  • Reading: homework
  • Watching: Family Guy
Haha so only 1 month and 24 days until National Play Your Ukulele Day and Weird Laughter Day.
AKA: my birthday (May 2nd in case you don't wanna do the math).

I was feelin' kinda down about my birthday, since a lot of my friends have May birthdays, and one is even born May 3rd the day after my birthday, and it doesn't feel special.

BUT Those two things just made me feel a little better about my birthday and made me smile quite a bit (:
Ah, sometimes it's the simplest of things that can bring us the most pleasure <3
I need to get a Ukulele now, and hey, I get to spend my birthday laughing weirdly |D GO ME.

Some of my other favorite may holidays;

Free Comic Book Day - May 1 [I'm totally going to the comic book store and informing the person working there of this.]
Respect for Chickens Day - May 4
No Pants Day - May 7 [You bet I'mma do this one :3]
No Socks Day - May 8
Stay Up All Night Day - May 8 [Oh, and I won't have socks on either O: so I'll stay up all night, without socks xD]
Tear The Tags Off Mattress Day - May 9 [Doit, I command you all to. I wonder if my mattress still has the tag on it...]
Eat What You Want - May 11 [I wonder if this applies to vegetarians...I'll have to ask my friend later xD]
National Nutty Fudge Day - May 12 [Seems to go with the 11th if you ask me]
National Chicken Dance Day - May 14
Straw Hat Day - May 15 [Note to self: Get a straw hat.]
National Sea Monkey Day - May 16 [I wonder how much sea monkeys cost...I might go get some this day |D]
National Wig Out Day - May 22
Cookie Monsters Birthday - May 24 [Another birthday in May, oh well this one is forgivable C:]
National Tap Dance Day - May 25 [Haha, I need to buy tap shoes and wear them to school xD]
Hug Your Cat Day - May 30 [That's right everyone, go hug your cat :>]
Paranormal Day - May 30 [Ad while you're hugging your cat, make sure they're not some evl creature that has forced it's way into our world O:]

Haha, maybe it's weird putting this up...in March, but I couldn't help it xD this list is probably going to stay in my journal until the end of may xDDD
not like that mattered, but this is indeed what boredom leads to C:


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STOP THE WORLD

Sat Mar 6, 2010, 1:06 PM
  • Mood: Psychotic
  • Listening to: TV
  • Watching: Flapjack
I wanna get off.

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booooooored

Tue Mar 2, 2010, 11:30 PM
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: I'm not your boyfriend baby - 3OH!3
HOLY SHIT FUCKS
I'm fucking bored D:
and I kinda wnana do a couple art trades....but I'm lazy....and have no scanner :'C
And my camera is out of batteries...
OHWELLL
Pretty soon me and mother are gunna go get some hair dye so I can re dye my hair
I WANT IT TO BE VIBRANT AGAIN >>;
AND I KINDA WANNA DYE IT LIKE HIGHLIGHTER ORANGE >:3

...I wish I had some more interesting things to say
but i don't
so yeah....


TIME CONSUMER~

1. Do you snore?
No.

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
I'M A RAPIST :iconhurrplz:

3. What’s your worst fear?
Being a FAILURE and DISAPPOINTING the people i LOVE

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
No ):

5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
GAY SEX

6. Do you chew on your straws?
Yeah.

7. Were you a cute baby?
NOPE, I LOOKED LIKE A LITTLE OLD MAN :iconilikeitplz:

8. Is the single life for you?
HELL YEAH

9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black.

10. Do your sing in the shower?
Not really ._______________.;

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
Nooooooooooooooope, but i might....one....day.....>>;

12. Any secret talents?
yeah they're such big secrets....even I don't know about them

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?UNDER YOUR COVERS ;D

14. Can you swim?
Yes <3

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
NO D:
I FUCKING NEED TO THOUGH :iconnotimpressedplz:

17. Do you care about the ozone?
...sure.

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
OVER 9000

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
No.

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
I dun think so O-o

21. Are you a single child?
Yeah o3o

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
I prefer mechanical pencils >>; but either of those work...

23. What’s your stand on hunting?
depends

24. Is marriage in your future?
MAYBEH

25. Do you like your handwriting?
NOPE
I have ugly ass GUY handwriting xD

26. What are you allergic to?
I dunno

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
Today~

28. Is Tupac still alive?
The fuck...?

29. Do you cry at weddings?
I've never been to one...

30. How do you like your eggs?
Sunny side up/over easy with bacon and toast.

31. Are blondes dumb?
Yeah sure.

32. Where does the other sock end up?
Bob eats it ):

33. What time is it?
11:19 PM

4. Do you have a nickname?
Rina I think is the most common one.
Then a shit load of other variations on my name/character names that i'm way to fucking lazy to list and yet not to lazy to type this what the fuck fuck me gay sex.

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
yeaaaaah but the fries are like jesus

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
some odd amount of hours ago

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Baths >>;

38. Is Santa Claus real?
Sure.

39. Do you like having your neck kissed?
never had it done to me c:

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Not really.

41. What are you addicted to?
Gay man sex

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Crunchy

43. Can you crack your neck?
sometimes

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
no

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
......none >>;

46. Is drug free the way to be?
yeah

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
I think so ._____.

48. What colour are your eyes?
bluuuue with like green around my pupil.

50. Do you like your life?
yeah i guess
could be better
could be worse

51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
UR MOM

52. Are you psychic
no

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
No, but i might....one of theses days

54. Do you play any instruments?
i'm musically impaired.

55. Have you ever stolen money?
no

56. Can you snowboard?
nope

57. Do you like camping?
yeah <3

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
no e_____________e

59. Do you believe in magic?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!!!!!!????!??!?!!?!JHDFK,GHDFKGFUSUHIAS

60. Do you like animals?
Yes <3

61. You believe in divorce?
Yeah sure

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
not decently :>

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
Yeah~

64. Is it cold outside today?
yeah

65. What was the last thing you ate?
spaghettios

66. Do you wear nail polish?
Yeah <3 speaking of which i need to re do my nails e_e

67. Have you ever been kissed?
WELL never like SERIOUSLY...... o_________________________o

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
most of them

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS QUESTION IS 69!!! :heart:

70. Favourite song at the moment?
Futile - Say Anything

71. Do you like your job?
I dun has a job yet....

72. Do you like your classes in school?
not math D:

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
lunno

74. Do you like these surveys.
they're time wasting <3______________<3

75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
yeah




oh






were you expecting me to tag people?






well i'm not going to.
SO.



FUCK.



YOU.
:heart:

76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
TO GO LICK A COCK.

77. Is the proof really in the pudding?
HE POOPS.
HE SITS ON THE TOILET
AND CRAP COMES OUT HIS BUTTHOLE


that was for you Kiwi (:

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-creative tilte here plox-

Mon Mar 1, 2010, 2:31 PM
  • Mood: Hysterical
  • Listening to: moosic
  • Eating: taco bell
  • Drinking: starbucks
I HAVE LIKE NOTHING INTERESTING TO SAY.

tagged by :iconhellmuffin:
|:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
She descends into a fog of smoldering ash and into the center of the twisted reality of a town's terrible secret.
LOLLOL Couldn't find a book so I used the back of the Silent Hill movie case |D

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
I can touch the couch when I do that,

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
Fairly OddParents

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
I'M SORRY I LOOKED
FORGIVENESS!!!!!

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
I'M GUNNA FUCK YOUR FACE IN WITH A HAMMER

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Music and my mom talking :iconimnothappyplz:

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This morning e____________________________e

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
my starbucks drink

9. What are you wearing?
What are YOU wearing?

10. Did you dream last night?
I dunno.

11. When did you last laugh?
A few minuets ago when Google maps told me to kayak across the pacific ocean :iconilikeitplz:

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
WALLS

13. Seen anything weird lately?
This really weird, ugly person in the mirror ._________________.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!

15. What is the last film you saw?
FUCK YOU

16. If you became a multi-billions overnight, what would you buy?
A WHOLE SHIT LOAD OF USELESS THINGS

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO CRUEL?!!!!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
People could run around dressed as absurdly as they wanted to ANYWHERE and ANYTIME without getting in trouble.

19. Do you like to dance?
ONLY IF IT'S ON A POLE

20. George Bush:
LOLBUSH

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
MSI

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
BFS

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
maybe

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
DO YEW BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!

25. find people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal
NO :icongoodrageplz

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FFFFFFFF

Sat Feb 20, 2010, 6:52 PM
  • Mood: Pissed Off
  • Listening to: TV
  • Watching: Spongebob
._______________________________________.
the program for my scanner is gone.
It just...vanished from my computer D:
I have no fucking clue how the fuck it happened, but I can't find it anywhere.
Somehow I think it got uninstalled ;_______________________________;
'cause....I can't scan things, and no matter how hard I search, I can't find the program.
This depresses me.
I have no clue how it happened Dx
nor do I know where the instillation disk is.
Yeah.
So I have no fucking idea what the hell i'm supposed to do ._____.
looks like you won't be seeing any art from me until I find a way to fix it ;A;

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